The writings of Craig B. Polenz bring together deep theology, grounded teaching, and Texan humor.

Welcome to the official website of Craig B. Polenz — pastor, scientist, author, and storyteller. Whether you’re looking to dive deep into scripture, enjoy a good laugh, or explore how faith meets everyday life, you’re in the right place. Explore Craig’s books, learn more about his journey, and stay connected for upcoming releases and events.

Featured Books

Follow the prophet Elijah’s journey through scripture and into your own life. This powerful guide mixes biblical insight, humor, and practical lessons for anyone seeking God’s direction.

A hilarious and heartfelt collection of jokes, stories, and cowboy wisdom. Perfect for fans of Texan culture, this book blends religious humor and down-home storytelling in short, easy-to-enjoy bites.

This book explores what it really means to connect with God — not just in theory, but in lived experience. Discover how to open your heart and walk daily in spiritual unity.

Normalized Stupidity is a fearless, over-the-top collection of humor, clever wordplay, and keen observations on everyday life. Through satire and quick-witted storytelling, Craig B. Polenz dives deep into the absurdities of modern life, from relationships and aging to politics and society’s quirks.

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